ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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connedbig mamma, small mamma
aint we all the same mamma
no mamma
i aint yo mamma
or am i?
i aint
get outta my face
or il put you down
in the ground
cos i fell in love
with a one special girl
but she was the government
she came
ahe left
she took my baybay
never gon trust another government agen
i cant lose another baybay
damn
not another one
damn
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 17:57, 3 replies)
WomanTo touch to feel,
To desire.
Quagmire
Of Family Guy,
Not a bad show
Fo' Sho',
But she's a no show,
Yougetme?
Yougetmenot,
Forget-me-not
Unless,
You wish,
To touch,
In the fire.
And thats the story of how I got conned.
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 18:01, closed)
ConnedAlso, I show
A willingness to learn
To yearn
For fruit
For yoghurt
For fruity, exotic yoghurt
A nugget
Of chicken
Or of other animal
I neither care
Nor know
As I am young
But not so small
So should I fall?
For you?
For her?
I risk the wrath I may incur
From another girls mother
As some are bigger than others
Yes
Some girls mothers
Are
In fact
Bigger than others
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 18:06, closed)
WTFWhat
The fuck
Pot luck
Have you smoked some?
You'll get smoked son
This makes no sense
Nonsense
Nonce Sense
Ian Huntley
See, it ain't that hard
Now post a proper answer, FFS
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 19:51, closed)
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