ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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A con- vict?This man, he wore spectacles,
but what did I expect(ickles)
Not for one as all to stand
And fight and sing and love.
But two as one to masquerade
Get my energy from Lucozade
But thats the commercialism
The man in spectacles, offered me a job
To take the plunge seemed apt
I lunge, react but not to break the pact,
For once I had started I had finished
And this man, my life, was gone,diminished
Me? I'm nought but nothing for the touch of my woman,
All I desired all I crave was the slender fingers
But the man had taken her too, no more was I
To slowly lie
Stare at the sky that was her eyes
For she had gone,the man my friend
Had taken her, the end
OF all that was and ever would be
That mans name- "Nobody"
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 18:08, 2 replies)
I feel
The need, the desire
To point out
That the cunt that is
Mr George Is A Brazil Man,
Put me up to this
Ever so sorry
Je suis desole
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 18:12, closed)
huhtits...ladies & gentlmen...spunk!
you're all talking out of your' posteriors.
Peace, love & haromony
johnT
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 1:52,
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