the pub....
...is a wonderful place to hear some corking conspiracy theories either from pissed up builders who've been listening to Talksport all day or from groups of overweight, unattractive computer games nerds in black clothing talking too loudly and excitably...
my favs Ive over-heard:

* Some bloke once invented a engine for cars that used water for fuel and gave off an exhaust that smelt of strawberries and that the Saudis bought the patent and murdered the inventor

* The writer Stephen King killed John Lennon for COPYRIGHT fraud (???)

* the Devil set up the UN so that he could wipe out humanity
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:38, 5 replies)

The first one is more or less the plot of the Ben Elton book Gridlock, isn't it?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)

Is it?
Well Im blowed
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:58, closed)

that's what I was thinking too

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:23, closed)

I never did trust that Kofi Annan
and not just because he's a
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:49, closed)