I heard from a bloke down the pub...
...that after cabinet meetings, George Osborne sneaks off into the nearest phonebox, changes into the outfit of someone who gives a fuck about people not called George Osborne and secretly helps little old ladies cross busy roads, rescues kittens stuck up trees, and gives money to beggars.

I'm not sure I can believe him, though...
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:25, 2 replies)

I imagine he does sneak off into the nearest phonebox
if only for the tart cards
( rob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:47, closed)

there was a tvgohome once
I can't find it cos I'm on my phone and it's painfully slow, where they had a programme specifically designed to outrage people, featuring a group of drunken Oxbridge students in dinner jackets laughing at a tramp dangling from a lamppost. It's how I always imagine Cameron and Osborne's Bullingdon Club days.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:58, closed)