Ah yes, but the Goblet of Fire's first 174 paragraphs, taking the initial letters and moving them seven* places back in the ASCII alphabet, spell out
"Hi my name is Jo Rowling and I've got absolutely amazing breasts which I tantalisingly reveal every chance I get. But you will never get to see them, geekboy! Mwahahahahaha!."

*Seven books in the series. Seven planned repeats of her Who Do You Think You Are? episode where she wears that wraparound top that almost lets the left one pop out... *ahem*. See?

ok, just me then
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)