Control FreaksPeej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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Probably not a sex offenderI know a guy, let's call him "Fred" because that's his actual name.
He moved to England to work in our company with two other guys, so they all grabbed a shared house together. This let them jabber in their filthy foreign lingo without bothering proper people.
Anyhoo, one day the two other lads come into work and By Jove, they were upset. Veritably whey faced and shaking they were!
It turns out that whilst they were out, Fred had tidied their laundry up. All their socks were paired and their grotty pants had all been ironed and folded neatly in their drawers.
The horror!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:52, 2 replies)
Could have been worse.He could have actually washed the grotty pants before ironing and folding them.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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Custer's expedition against the Sioux included a laundress dressed totally in blackOne day she sickened and died. Preparing the body for burial they discovered she was a he.
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