Controversial BeliefsSome mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06)
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Old people like to be left in an armchair with a bag of mints and Countdown.Or do they? I've just dragged my old dear round Alton Towers again.
Starting last year with a gentle stroll in the gardens, a spell of watching screaming teenagers on the Rapids and then Hex, I began gradually introducing her to the proper rides.
I persuaded her onto Duel and we sprayed fellow pirates on the Battle Galleons. Today I primed her with a Subway Footlong breakfast and then we we moved on to Nemesis Sub-Terra and Air. We did Air twice!
Next time, maybe in September, we'll try Oblivion. Mother is 82.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:36, 5 replies)
I presume it's a healthy inheritance.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:15,
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Naaah, constitution of an ox though.She'll probably outlive me.
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She sounds like a right twat.No wonder you turned out so, ah, 'special'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 8:18,
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I say,is this trolling?
I'm terribly impressed.
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