Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Ressurrection NanWhen I was at school, aged about 5, there was there was this girl who really didn't like me. She can't remember why anymore, I am glad to say, but she would be mean to me at every opportunity.
The day I went to school the day after my Nan died, and i couldn't take it anymore when she started picking at me. I turned and yelled at her, 'Shut up, My Nan died last night'. And lo, she did shut up. And rapidly, a new defence was born. Sadly, even at 5 years old, you can only claim your Nan has died so many times before the other kids count them up, but it's a lot more times than you might imagine.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:02,
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