Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Christmas.And my small daughter was helping her granddad set the table in the dining room. I presume he must have run out of cutlery and sent her into the kitchen to ask for more. My (very straightlaced) mother did a passable impression of a gourami when my daughter came toddling in telling us that granddad needed more "Fork and knives"
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:34, 1 reply)
We are a bilingual householdand in Portuguese, the word for "knife" sounds like "fucker". So we habitually ask to pass the "Fork 'n' Fucker"... it's a joke that never gets old.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:14, closed)
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