In 2008
I was going through the waiting process to get my green card, which meant I couldn't leave the US. So of course my dear old mum had to go and bloody die and thus I couldn't go home even on emergency travel papers.

A month to the day after she died, I got confirmation that my green card was approved and excitedly rushed to the pub (the same pub we'd had mums wake at in absentia) with the news.

One guy who'd stood up at mums service (I had one for her here as my mates knew her) and delivered a hilarious story turned around with 'oh, you can go back to Hull to see you're mom then'. Silence. Followed by 'oh fuck' as he turned around, picked up his coat and walked out the door.
(nolongernuts, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:59, 5 replies)

I hope you threw a cat after him.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:06, closed)

Nope.
But I had to have the little bundle of fluff put down 2 days ago :(
(nolongernuts, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:38, closed)

Shouldn't have thrown it out the window then should you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:57, closed)

Broken record, AB.
Get some new material.
(nolongernuts, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:50, closed)

typical septic
What a plank.

I remember you going through all that business at the time. Hope you are doing better

x

(I never went in for my green card in the end but had fun over there while it lasted)

ps. what happened to your old acct?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:22, closed)