Just to balance things out, I don't want to be all doom and gloom...
I was chatting with my mate Porky once, as he gave me a lift home from work.

The talk turned to women, and porn, and sex, and all things of that nature, whereupon Porky suddenly said "I do like a nice big cock though"

I felt my face go completely slack as my mind raced to take in this amazing news. Was he going to tell me he was partial to the unfairer sex? Or that he used to be? Or proposition me?

"What I mean" he continued, "if I'm watching a porno and the bloke's only got a little cock, I feel cheated"

/obvious length joke
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:43, 5 replies)

obviously you want menfolk to be well represented
on behalf of all blokekind....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 May 2011, 20:57, closed)

You need the men to be unfeasibly built
...so you're not fooled into thinking an ordinary bloke could pull a porn star and that it's just you that's missing out.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 12 May 2011, 21:11, closed)

speaking for myself
i like a nice big cock, too.
shocker, i know.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:21, closed)

There's one in the poultry section at Waitrose.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:35, closed)

The ideal size for porncock is
About as big as you secretly think your own is, despite all the evidence.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:31, closed)