Spunky!
For 6 months of my life, I lived in Somerset, due to a last ditch attempt by my parents to save their marriage (it failed and we moved back to Dorset)
While there I had to go to Ansford school, which was okay..anyway getting sidetracked, sorry!
One day in a science class (they did combined science there, very confusing when you'd had 3 years of biology/chemistry/physics as seperate classes) we were doing some group work. I was grouped with 2 others, one called Jason, the other called Keith (I think, could have been Kevin or something..began with a K anyway) and we were talking about girls and sex, as 14yr olds are wont to do..when for some odd reason Keith pipes up "I wonder what colour a black mans spunk is?"

Every conversation in the class stopped dead. Every single one.
Then everyone laughed at Keith. Poor chap.
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:17, 1 reply)

One of my mates
once piped up with a similarly ill-informed question.

"Hey, what's a clirotis?" (not a spelling mistake).

We were 14 or 15 at the time, so there really wasn't much excuse. That was 25 years ago, we still take the piss.
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