Some top-end company bigwig....
...decides to attend our workplace unannounced and wanted to see exactly what we were all doing with the companies money. He turns up in the building, has a chat to HR and then walks about, randomly spying on what people were doing at their computers. None of us had seen the cunt before so the majority of us ignored him while we got on with our work, but this cunt wanted to "get involved" and monitor a few of us.

He approaches one worker, taps him on the shoulder and asks politely what he was doing on one database. Unfortunately this worker was in the same boat as the rest of us, and bluntly asked what we were all thinking.

"Who in the FUCK are you?"

That didn't go down well, although he did win a P45 and the respect of the other lackies, not that we ever saw him again to tell him as he landed on his ass in the car park.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:24, Reply)