"Hi I'm a /talker on b3ta"
Oh, you mean real life conversations as opposed to on-screen rubbish. Well, that'll never be said as /talkers don't ever have real life face to face conversations.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 13 May 2011, 12:54, 9 replies)

How long until this gets ripped, and I get called a Nazi?
*checks watch*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 13 May 2011, 12:54, closed)

In
5...4...3...2...1
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:00, closed)

I wouldn't sweat it
I bet all the /talkers are out there living rich, fulfilling social lives and are far too busy to bother themselves with anything that happens on /qotw
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:25, closed)

that's right. not ever.
you really called it, man.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:06, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sONfxPCTU0
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:09, closed)

Speaking as an old person I fully endorse these sentiments.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:11, closed)

Ok, who upset the crybaby this time?
Poor disasterprone, we don't REALLY think you're a flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism bedwetter you know. Oh wait, actually we do. Because you are. Now wipe those teary snotbubbles away and grow a bit of spine, there's a good chap.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 May 2011, 14:01, closed)

holy flip my whole life is turned upside down by this revelation
well, at least most /talkers are capable of stringing a sentence together.
( sleepybinky, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:11, closed)

We're MEAN though binky.
Really, really MEAN. Awful people, all of us. Upsetting poor disasterprone all the time, the way we do. We ought to be ASHAMED.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 May 2011, 15:21, closed)