Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Speaking the truthWhen I was in the military, a friend and I were at the NCO club consuming large amounts of whiskey when two lovely young ladies came in and sat at a table near us. We decided the cool thing to do would be to send drinks to them and see what happened. After the drinks were delivered, they called us over...Yay, us!
My friend, being from the Deep South, had a habit of calling all women "Ma'am". One of the young ladies took great offense at this for some reason and began berating him..."Don't call me ma'am, I hate being called ma'am, there is nothing I hate more than being called ma'am" and so on.
I looked at her and the whiskey told me to say, "Well he is from the south and it shows better manners than what they would use where I am from"
"Whats that?" she asks...
"Bitch"
Surprisingly, we didnt get laid that night
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
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