Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Mother-in-law shocked into silence.Being situated in the outer 'burbs, there are a few agricultural fields dotted around the vicinity. A couple of which my MIL would walk between on her way to work as a dinner nanny.
During one sunday lunch she retold how she'd noticed a man lying on his back among the wheat. Ever a helpful and slightly naive sort, she approached asking "Are you ok? Do you need any help?" it wasn't until she got closer she realised he was having a crafty alfresco tug. As it dawned on her that he may take her up... on her offer, she turned toe and pegged it the rest of the way to work, ensuring she took a 2 mile detour to avoid the track on her way home in case he was still waiting.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:55, Reply)
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