Probably dedicated to Jeff ;)
I have dithered a bit about posting this because its a bit ugh
A bunch of us were sitting in the beer garden having post work drinkies.
Suddenly there is the sound of a dog yelping, followed by a woman screaming for help.
We get up and look and across the road a little spaniel is being humped by a much bigger mongrel dog.
Spaniels owner is frantically pulling at her dogs lead while screaming 'get off'
Which is obviously what the bigger dog is doing
Settling back down to our drinks as there's nothing we can do really, the talk turns quite obviously to the subject of dogs mating, and how they can get stuck together etc.
Then Pete chimes in with the immortal line
'Does anyone else find it sexy to watch dogs shagging?'
Pete who lives on a farm with his aged parents and 6 dogs and as far as we know has never had a girlfriend.
Awkward silence followed by swift subject change and any talk of dogs was never brought up in his presence ever again
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:11, 3 replies)

My real name isn't Pete.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:39, closed)

So you say
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:43, closed)

Your mate Pete is Keith Lard
AICMFP.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:24, closed)