Corporate Language fucking pisses me off.


This pseudo-jovial, blue-sky, elevated language that subsides on equal input from consuming statistical relevance, alongside cheery enterprise, social acceptance (assuming relevant disparities are acknowledged) and mitigating assurance coordination. Which can be equally assured to side-saddled sub-sales based on hypothetical customer to fuck ratios, assuming all merited target responses are active and applicable to all designated factors.

Cunts.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 3:10, 2 replies)

See also
'idea shower'
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:09, closed)

I hear you - we're taking on it board...

Now let's brainstorm this through, be proactive, and pop the issue into our mental microwaves to see if it goes 'ping'
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:21, closed)