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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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The 5 S's:
Shit
Shower
Shave
Shag
Stella
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:39, 1 reply)
Not far off.
Sort Shelve Shine Sustain and something else I can never remember. I was told by one of my bosses very officiously that it meant "A place for everything and everything in its place." (Personally I prefer your list.)

I always have felt that as long as I can find everything, it doesn't matter how my office looks. If there's nothing decomposing and everything's sanitary, no one else has the right to complain. But to the bean counters a messy desk is an abomination. What if I'm not there and someone needs to find something?

You call me up and ask me where it is, you twit.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:02, closed)

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