I'm with you brother
I make it a rule not to bring money to work, because I can't be trusted it, it just disappears on coffee, chocolate and crisps so I leave all change at home.

This makes me Mr Super-mean when the envelope for pressie comes round, and in my team, we have a relay race of pregnancy, with at least two off at any one time on mat leave.

I like the tip from another b3tan who signs all cards: "Commiserations on the loss of your hat, James [or some other name of non-existent team member"

I save time by copying (at the top of the card), the exact message someone else has written lower down - makes it look like they copied me!

How someone in their 30s can even celebrate a birthday leaves me baffled - GROW UP.

...and *click*
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)