Corporate IdiocyComedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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I'm with you brotherI make it a rule not to bring money to work, because I can't be trusted it, it just disappears on coffee, chocolate and crisps so I leave all change at home.
This makes me Mr Super-mean when the envelope for pressie comes round, and in my team, we have a relay race of pregnancy, with at least two off at any one time on mat leave.
I like the tip from another b3tan who signs all cards: "Commiserations on the loss of your hat, James [or some other name of non-existent team member"
I save time by copying (at the top of the card), the exact message someone else has written lower down - makes it look like they copied me!
How someone in their 30s can even celebrate a birthday leaves me baffled - GROW UP.
...and *click*
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