CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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Code of corporate conduct with regards to bribes etc. accommodation, gifts etc. Technically anything greater than a kind word of encouragement can be considered dubious according to our code of corporate responsibility.
Cocking a snook at this piece of namby-pambyism, I regularly get my job requests at the workshop done first because I buy the technicians a packet of chocolate Hob Nobs each time.
Said code forgot to include reference to biscuits, even the king amongst biscuits, chocolate Hob Nobs.
Up Yours, Political Madness gone Correct.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 5 Jul 2014, 11:07,
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I once bought a packet of chocolate Hob Nobs, but they went stale.(, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:00, closed)
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