CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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No you would break his rocker fingers in your suave cigarette case.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:26,
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Ohlulz
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Damn straight.The fingers would be amputated at the knuckle, filling my cigarette case with four ready-rolled potato-pube blunts. The next time I was sitting in my Accord parked on the top of the hill and looking out over Hollywood, I'd spark one up (their high fat content making them easy to light, if a little smoky) and say "This one's for you, Fuckgnome."
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I like this.
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