
I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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this is literally the only social interaction the tragic mess has in his life now the cuckoo has taken her ugly kid and fucked off
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:59, 1 reply)

only know him from the back of his head hunched over the computer typing madly and muttering.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:11, closed)

Rob Fairholme of Perth, Australia had a breakdown recently when his wife left him and took her (not his) daughter with her. He went proper mental on here and started threatening regulars in real life. He got banned. He keeps coming back. I'm not sure making jokes about parenthood is helping his recovery really.
And we definitely shouldn't use his real name or mention the fact that one reason she left him was because he set up a fake okcupid account using photographs of his underage step-daughter because being reminded he's a creepy psycho sex pest won't help him either.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, closed)

My missus (of 17 years now) is sitting in the lounge watching the Big Bang Theory with my daughter.
I don't know where you lot came up with this idea that my wife left me and took my own flesh and blood daughter (I was there for both her conception and birth btw.) but it's wrong.
Strange that that's something you try and attack me with tho...
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( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:55, closed)

but I reckon it was the time he was caught using the same username for an online dating service and chatting himself up with a spoof account which used photographs of an underage relative
I mean ... it could have been something else ... but it was most probably that.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, closed)

Or let the man who spends his every waking hour (or so it would seem) give you whatever he's made up.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:20, closed)

He was the one who kept endlessly repeating that 'Painya, queen of harpies' story.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:30, closed)

( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:57, closed)

The only photo on that "spoof" okcupid account was one of me.
My wife and I have only ever been married once. To each other. No step kids. Ever.
EDIT: Again, a strange way to attack a man - making up stories about him and his supposed inappropriate interactions with his wife and made up step-kids. Probably says more about you shambo and the kind of person you are than it does about me tbh.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:22, closed)

You're doing it all wrong.
Use the pizza oven! That's the correct way to attack him, this causes instant ignore and desperate deletions.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:03, closed)

he's also the one who had a mental breakdown
so ... you know ... best not to mention it like
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 23:01, closed)

It's like the worst and most convoluted daytime soap ever. Still agree with the original premise, though.
( , Wed 9 Jul 2014, 23:25, closed)
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