My Dad
was 52.

My sister was 17.

They went out for a quiet catch up over an Indian meal.

Halfway through their meal a bloke walked over to the table, pointed his finger at my dad and said, 'You fucking disgust me.'

He shook his head and walked out.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:31, 9 replies)

I like.
...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:45, closed)

*clicks*
He he, made me laugh out loud!
(missc, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:49, closed)

theres also no comeback to that
"but she's my daughter"

just gets worse.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:58, closed)

what the hell
had they been talking about!?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:59, closed)

Yes
I did wonder that.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, closed)

Your Dad...
He's not Josef Fritzl is he?
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:30, closed)

Interesting theory
but Fritzl wouldn't take them out for an Indian.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:39, closed)

No, Fritzl would keep her in for a Wiener Schnitzel
Well, maybe just the wiener, on reflection...
(Capo, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:50, closed)

.
*this one right here sir!*
(KnackerDwarf, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 3:48, closed)