And you can have a golden shower anytime you like by simply pouring her colostomy bag over yourself.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:59, 2 replies)

This both sickens and amuses me.
The sickens probably wins though.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, closed)

sickens ------------------|--------------------------------- amuses

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, closed)

Colostomy bags are full of poo.
You're thinking of catheter bags (or you're even more filthy than you realised...!)
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, closed)