Fantastically bizzare, as usual.
Somehow your writing reminds me of the script to Max Payne (the game).
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:26, 1 reply)

thank you
i can get a little film noir from time to time...

there were prizes for spotting the hidden messages and gags...
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:29, closed)

^^ I only got
the Rusty rear entrance.. And it's a bit Withnail, or is that the point?

I loved the rest...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:59, closed)