Confusion
I was (and still am) painfully shy, especially when it comes to "the hunt" as it were.

As a result, most of my "conquests" have been female-initiated.

This would also go some way to explaining why I was still virginal at 21, post-University.

So, anyhow, back in the hometown & living with mates (as in www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/post313949) and we are out on the town.

Well I spot a woman who is still looking good for her age & give her the eye as I walk to the bog. On my way back she ensures she strikes up a conversation. One thing leads to another & we share a cab back, but nowt happens.

We arrange to meet on the Friday. Turns out she is 41, 20 years my senior, but I reckon I'm in with a chance of discarding the v-plates here, so fuck it...

Friday night drinkies, we end up back at mine. Still nowt.

She comes round early the next week, and this is it.

As a precursor to the point of the story, in my eagerness to gain info, I had spoken to more experienced mates. "When you are shagging, get here to stick her finger up your arse just before you come & you'll shoot it miles"

So she talks me into sex with the immortal line "Well it's about time you filled her up" (well she WAS from Derby).

Not a great deal of time later she is astride me & I remember the sage advice given to me by my mates.

Her face did change a bit, as I rammed MY finger up HER arse whilst approaching climax. But give to give her credit, she didn't complain.

My excuse is that I got confused.
(Worthless wishes he had the brains of a pigeon, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)