More wrinkles than Yodas bawbag.....
In my younger days I was targeted by a woman in her late forties/early fifties in the pub and dragged back to her place with the promise of more booze.

After a couple more drinks she put on a porno and wanted to watch it while I took her from behind. That sounded all right to me so that's exactly what we did.

As we were getting it on I became aware that we weren't alone so I turned round and locked eyes with an old bloke standing in the doorway in his pyjamas watching me giving it to his wife.

I pull out and say 'erm......'

She turns round sees her husband standing there and shouts 'Hey what have I fucking told you, get the fuck back up the stairs till I'm finished'.

Off he goes, like a chastised puppy while she's kneeling there, arse in the air ranting about what a useless, spineless bastard he is and I'm left wondering how quickly I can get out of there and if this is the night he's going to finally snap.
(Harold's hip man!!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:15, 1 reply)

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Scared...
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:45, closed)