Almost?
Back when I was 17 there was a lady of 28 who was making it plainly obvious she wanted me to give her trip to averagetown (I'm not one to blow my own trumpet, if I could I'd never have time to do anything other than that)

Plainly obvious to everyone.

Except me.

I thought she was just being friendly because I coached her sons football team.

I took the time she kissed me softly on the neck at a presentation evening as a missed kiss on the cheek because she was drunk.

I wish I could go back in time and kick my 17 year old self, squarely in the bollocks.

This one probably could have fit into last weeks too. Oh how I hate how blind I was when I was younger!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)