It would be awkward
If I didn't hate the bitch.

Thing is, I honestly don't know if my addled brain thought, 'go to the house to piss off my ex! What a brilliant idea' or if my brain was working on the basis that 'If you go back to that shitty bedsit, you'll be wanking yourself off by midnight... alone, and, as we've already discussed body, that bed you'll be wanking in is your sofa, guest accommodation, the place your mum sits when she pops round and everything else in life'

My brain is quite complicated at times, especially when its talking directly to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:35, Reply)