This probably should have gone in last week's QOTW...
...but what the hell, it fits here too.

A long time back I posted a story about how I lost my V plates. What I don't think I mentioned at the time was that I was 18- I'm a bit of a late bloomer. And I also think I failed to mention that I never saw the girl again- probably just as well, because like most who have no idea what they're doing the first time, I was a really lousy lay.

But hey ho, after that I had my groove on. That summer I had new confidence, and wound up with a girl I worked with. Three months of (admittedly) low quality sex later, I ended up at college. And that's where I met Marina.

She was 23 to my 18. She had brown hair and blue eyes, and laughed at my somewhat geeky jokes. She had large boobs and a round butt, and she was interested in me.

She roped me in hard and fast. I never had a chance.

Within two months I had learned how to do oral properly, had learned where her ladybits were and what to do with them, and generally got a crash course in how to fuck properly. I remember one night going five times in one evening- the last time was more effort than consummation, but what the hell. I went from geeky near-virgin to seasoned sex god before Christmas. In retrospect she was actually a rather selfish lover who demanded that I satisfy her first every time, and put little effort into my pleasure- but what did I care? I was gettin' LAID!

Unfortunately she was also a raving lunatic, and managed to wrap my emotions around her little fingers and make me dance like the puppet I was.

Things ended very badly, of course, and it messed me up for a long while. It took me years to stop hating her, and by that time she had had a couple of illegitimate kids and was living in a trailer, while I was waiting tables and living in a different city. I don't know what ultimately happened to her, but I suspect that it was extremely bad.

Ah well... at least she did give me something lasting. She taught me how to use what I have to make a woman happy, and broke down a lot of barriers for me. So for that I am rather grateful.

Here's to you, Marina, wherever you are.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)