78 Year Old Edith
When I was 21 I formed a relationship with my 78 year old next door neighbour, Edith. She was kind of hot in a white haired, wrinkly, very saggy sort of a way. Nice arse mind you, particularly when she dressed up in old style knickers and suspenders.

Anyway, one thing lead to another, and we ended up in her bedroom, her lying on the bed in aforementioned lingerie, except panties, her muffler staring at me like a toothless chewbacca.

I whipped off my tweeds, ready for action.

She whispered breathlessly "Be gentle with me, I've got acute angina"...

"I know" I replied..."Your tits aren't bad either"

Ba-boom.
(Mandrill, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:43, Reply)