This greek bloke I heard about
was old... I'm talking long greay beard, born in a cave, raised in a shepherd's hut, that kind of old. Anyway, he was quite succesful at his job, got married had kids (lots of kids), the years go by, he gets bored and starts shagging around. Loads of young totty, at least a dozen at last count, are his, but the best of the bunch was when he was already a grandfather, about to be a greatgrandfather and somehow, just by putting a swan on his head, he picks up a girl just out of her teens and fathers a child. By this stage he must have been at least 3-400 years old. Zeus eh, what a fucking legend.
( difficultchild, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 3:19, 2 replies)

I just thought this deserved a click.
More 'proper' mythology in qotw, please.
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:57, closed)

haha
*click*
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:24, closed)