PS
The events in the first paragraph are true, the events in the second paragraph are for entertainment porpoises only - I don't have anything to add to this QOTW unless I can think of something punny.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, Reply)