So there I was, sat on my horse.
Okay, so I'm probably over the hill, but I try to keep active- I'm back and forwards all over the place, I've got projects to keep me busy (I once built a freezer), and I'm a lot livelier than some people half my age.

So like I said, there I was on this horse, talking to my friend, who we'll call M. Now M was a good few decades younger than me, and had absolutely no dress sense. Fortunately, he- and his wardrobe- are required merely to set the scene.

Out of the blue, we hear a terrified scream and a lot of banging and clattering. Over the hill, there comes a horse and cart going as fast as the horses could run. The single female passenger's screaming her head off, and the horses are bolting out of control- straight towards a gorge.

Being the non-twat that we are, both M and myself shot off following this cart with a view to saving the troubled young woman. We manage, and the cart plunges over the gorge. She was about 40- a lot younger than I- and wearing a beautiful purple dress.

Now over time, we grew to enjoy each others company and, eventually, love each other.

Then I lost her forever- she thought I was lying when I said I had to go back to the future.
Anyway, I'm off to the pub. I hear they have good whiskey.

Dr Emmett Brown
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, 4 replies)

you were sitting
and also, doc brown ends up married to said lady, with two kids
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:33, closed)

Yeah,
but I figured that I'd be a little more subtle than "So Jules and Verne accompanied me on a trip to 2015 in a steam train which we got a hover conversion for, then went back to 1985 to make sure the DeLorean was destroyed."

Great movie, inspired me to read the works of Jules Verne. Great author!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:03, closed)

Oh dear...
This clicked as soon as you said 'Once built a freezer'.

That makes me feel geeky. But not as geeky as the Star Wars Trivial Persuit which I won... 'All too easy[ly]'
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:53, closed)

I am clicking
but only because my Clio has a Fux Crapacitor.
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:17, closed)