Almost forgot
About the two hingoots a colleague told me about; the one that stuck in my mind was the 65 year old who pulled his mate, dragged him back to hers and shagged him silly - no big deal - but what stuck in my mind (you have to affect a Newcastle accent for this bit) is when he apparently did her in the wrong 'un, she turned round and said

"Ooooh, that's a lovely fit, pet"

(boke)

Also, Bloke #2 in this particular tale - gets his nonagenarian fucksack home, makes a cup of tea and turns round to find the old biddy in nowt but a pair of hold-ups, who then promptly proceeds to give him the gamm of his life.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:06, 1 reply)

Ah
Grey's Club.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:29, closed)