Not much of a story...
...but I'm currently seeing a 20 year old Polish barmaid who's really really fit (and bright and lovely and friendly).

I'm 28.

You're probably not interested - I'm just showing off.
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:05, 2 replies)

Got it in one.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 18:05, closed)

clicked
for admitting that was what it is, unlike half the stories here.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:31, closed)