just remembered this one...
last year my wife and i (see answer below) went to a gig (the bills) and i had reserved tickets.
when we arrived at the venue i mentioned the reservation to the old bird on the desk and she asked "was that one and a half?"
as quick as thought i replied "ah, yes indeed" and saved seven and a half quid!

but i felt a bit dodgy for a few minutes and we had a wee laugh about it...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:38, 3 replies)

so
which one of you gets the pensioner concession?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:01, closed)

"last year my wife and i (see answer below)"
therein lies a clue...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, closed)

This
used to happen with me and my ex. We were (and presumably still are) the same age but he looked about 30 and I looked about 15. Once when we were 21 we went to the cinema we were asked if it was one adult one child - Sadly I was too insulted to say yes and we had to pay more - oops.
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:40, closed)