Doomed for failure
When I was 21 I was a supervisor at a local bookstore. I hooked up with the payroll super, aged 42.

Of course my parents went a bit bonkers over it, but more importantly, the woman's son lost his mind. I'm not sure what bothered him more: that I was a year younger than he was or that he was stuck living at home whilst I regularly shagged his mom.
(jasper johns is not very creative, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 17:08, Reply)