Let's review:
Up to 20: Essentially no action due to crippling shyness, no tolerance for the drink, and no lady friends.
20: Lost virginity to a girl who must have been in her late twenties. Next few years are just a few one night stands and such.
22: Long term relationship with a girl who was 4 years older than me. First love, and all that jazz.
23: Relationship with a girl who was five years younger than me. Due to a lack of chemistry, we never actually consummated this.
24: One night stand with an eighteen year old girl, sort-of-relationship with a recently divorced woman who was about four years older than me. She basically used me for the sex, and treated me like crap, sleeping with other people too. (Bitter, moi?). Also slept with one of her friends.
25: Actual relationship with a girl three years older than me, lasted for a few months, ended in her simply not getting back to me ever. After this, met a woman via the internet for some fun and frolics, she was 42. That lasted for a few months, mainly involving her driving me to out of the way spots and ravishing me. Definite enjoyment.
Present Day (26): A few weeks ago when on a night out I got chatting to a pretty girl. She asked how old I was, I told her.
"26"
"I thought you were my age."
"How old are you?"
"18."
She refused to believe I was 26 until I showed her some ID. Then she kissed me.

I'm not sure what to make of this record. I do seem to get on best with older ladies (they're better in bed) but somehow manage to pull younger girls.
(stapleface, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:19, Reply)