Apt
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Kind of apt this question coming up as it relates to something that happened only last week.

I went to church and headed into the confessional booths.

"Father" I said "I have to tell you that last night I made love to two twenty year old blondes at the same time"

The priest sighed.

"And how long has it been since your last confession?" he asked.

"I've never been to confession" I said "I'm a Protestant"

"So why are you telling me?" enquired the God-Botherer

"I'm telling everyone" I giggled


Cheers

Thenk you very much - I'll be under the pier all week


( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:30, 10 replies)

Nice one Legless...
Good to see you back.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:29, closed)

I've
never really been away. I'm just snowed under with the project I'm working on and don't have time to post much.

Once I get caught up I'll be back to normal.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:12, closed)

Zing!
'The Priest sighed' - could be taken a couple of different ways, that.
(sirolimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:59, closed)

Yeah, I'm gonna say that this was pretty mediocre and that I'd much prefer a better joke.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:43, closed)

You know what a joke is?
I'm surprised.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:02, closed)

Well
if you want to post a better, relevant joke then fill your boots.

At least I try to raise a smile.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:14, closed)

smile?
why I positively grinned!

Keep it up, Legless!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:41, closed)

This is the internet.
God. I'm here to criticise with no way of backing my points.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:06, closed)

Ha ha
I just clicked "I like this" and I meant to :)
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:12, closed)