My boyfriend of 5 years
is 10 years older than me. I am a delightful 24, he is 33. Okay, 9 years older, and sometimes 10 depending on the month. This places him as finishing university while I was finishing primary school.

I like to imagine that had he met me while he was 17, instead of being able to sing "She's only seventeen..." (which would be an illogical song to sing anyway, considering he would be 17 as well) he would have been able to sing "She's only seven..."

Unrelated But Bonus - once his friend sent him a text saying "Merry Christmas! Well it will be, she has big tits." Feel free to use it in a Christmas card.
(heartbreaker, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:00, Reply)