YOU DID?!?
SERIOUSLY?!?

Somehow I'm having trouble believing you. I think you're one of those people who lie on the QOTW.

(Actually, I do believe that his penis was in an older woman's vagina once, but as he was being born at the time I don't think it counts.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:33, 2 replies)

PEOPLE LIE ON QOTW?
*faints*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:53, closed)

DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!?
We're all liars and cheats who invent grand stories to make ourselves look as though we have exciting lives and are witty and beautiful and sexy to hide the fact that we all have undiagnosed Asperger's and are short bald fat men with our willies in our hands who dream of maybe someday meeting someone with actual ladybits instead of just staring all night long at pictures of Mylie Cyrus and Alizee.

They've found us out!!!11!!!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:01, closed)

Bugger!
Foiled again.


*goes off to find new website where I can pretend to be interesting and popular and full of truthful anecdotes about my fantastic life*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:09, closed)

i like to get my GF (GIRLFRIEND) off by clitting her with one hand and playin zelda with otha, you all should try it feels good mna

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:25, closed)

YES
i like to get your MA (Mother) off by shitting in her mouth, the dirty dirty cum hungry whore that she is, she will do anything for a digestive biscuit
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:11, closed)

Clitting her?
Is that like twatting her? I'm not sure the women I know would go for that...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:36, closed)