My 22 year-old daughter
is engaged to a bloke of 30. This doesn't worry me, but the fact that she's 5'0" and he's 6'5" does, a little.

When they argue he picks her up and places her on the nearest work surface or table and walks off.

He's a lovely bloke though and I'm sure she has the situation under control.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:04, 5 replies)

Without the age gap
this describes my parents. It amuses my boyfriend that my 6'5" dad sits watching the football while my 4'11" mum climbs a stepladder to change a lightbulb.

25 years and going strong, though...
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:16, closed)

I'm sure your Ma
has your Da sorted too!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:24, closed)

he picks her up and places her on the nearest work surface or table and walks off.
You gets clickies just for this line...

That tickled me, but I am not telling you where!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:04, closed)

:)
It kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
(Lex scripta, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:22, closed)

Speaking as a gent who is 6 foot 5
It's a hilarious way of defusing tension. Try it, tis fun.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14, closed)