I met her atop Fleshfang Spire, my time machine having triggered a causality spike from my admittedly lackadaisical degaussing of the drive magnets, which
designated an arbitrary ejection point some 66,238,003 years
BC. As I stumbled from the delivery system, still unaware of my
surroundings, I managed - with a skip of the heart - to glimpse
something gleaming beautifully to my right. An ancient jewel? A crust
of particle resonance upon a shattered reaction chamber lamplet from
my machine?

No, 'twas the obsidian eye of my newly beloved.

Her face spoke of curiosity, illuminated by the cupric effulgence of
the brilliant caldera below. Orange light upon her green skin, she
was jet black, and I was unable to discern any details save for two
moist nostrils, and a panting tongue.

"Baroooo!" she bellowed, "Wannuuuurg-hoooo!"

Again my heart fluttered. What was this melodious sound?

"Choff-choff-nuueeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" she beckoned me closer and OH!
how my fancies took flight.

She took my hand 'twixt her teeth, the delicate flesh of my armpit
tearing under the strain. The agony would have been unbearable, were
it not for the occasional ecstatic brush of my knee against her
leathery breastbone. I dangled happily and wondered as she galloped
through the thicket of gymnosperms...what plans might she have for
me?

She had children. This came as a surprise, but I was happy to meet
them. I could feel their little teeth gnashing and chomping at my
extremities as I writhed admidst oversized egg shells and oily piles
of excrement. Within minutes I had been entirely devoured save for an
eyeball and four hairs. My love raised her head to the sky, a hellish
and beautiful scream of triumph emanating from her resonating sinuses,
as if to challenge the gods themselves.

And, though dead, I dreamt many a dream that night, my spirits lifted
by the warmth of dinosaur kisses and time machine dreams.

THE END.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, 4 replies)

Holy shit. QOTW over.

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:32, closed)

^this

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:46, closed)

There's a problem with that post
It doesn't have "Stusut79" at the bottom of it.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:55, closed)

I thought
that you were Stusut from the style.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:14, closed)