paedo dj
I used to dj at a bar every Saturday. One evening a very pretty asian girl decided she wanted some fun, so after getting spazzed on neat vodka and finishing my set I took her down an alleyway.

we had a fumble, and my gentleman was kissed. We went to to the bus stop to go to her house and have an adult cuddle.

conversation wasn't exactly stimulating, but 5 minutes before the bus arrived she piped up 'it's my birthday next week!' 'that's nice' I replied 'how old will you be?'

'15' she replied. I was 27...

I screamed and ran home.
(drshipman iz in yr shower killing yr nan, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:44, Reply)