Coulda.......Shoulda
Back in the 70’s I had a chance to sleep with a lass that was a bit younger than me while I was away from home on business.

As I said there was a bit of an age gap, nothing too bad but I turned her down due to three things:

1) I was pretty religious and believed in sex after marriage
2) I had a girlfriend back home waiting for me
3) This lass was a bit of a tart and would strip naked whenever she had a chance

A few days after I turned her down I was kicking myself as if I had done the deed with her, the inbred villages of the town wouldn’t have burnt me alive in a giant wicker statue.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:17, 12 replies)

superb
always appreciate your work sir

*salutes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:51, closed)

athankyou
*Takes Bow*
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:53, closed)

*applause*
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:54, closed)

*Clicks*
*smiles*

*Thinks he need to watch the film in it's entirety*
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:58, closed)

I really should
watch this film, i've got it at home somewhere.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:10, closed)

yes, you really should!
And not that wank* remake with Nic Cage


*by all accounts
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12, closed)

I've pretty much
given up on Nic Cage. I used to quite like him, but everything he's done recently has been piss poor.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15, closed)

He's a balding, horse-faced bell end.
How anyone could look that the Superman-obsessed spastic and see 'action hero' is utterly beyond me.

*cough* coppola *cough*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:51, closed)

The remake
is bad but is worth seeing just to see how bad it is.

(For anyone not in the know it has scenes with Cage in a bear suit and others showing him scaring the shit out of kids and women by shouting at them)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:19, closed)

That was my rationale for watching it...
It is a terrible film. And wrong, too. I annoyed the other half greatly by spending two hours saying "Well, this is wrong. That's wrong. This is all so WRONG!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:02, closed)

Nice
*click*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:53, closed)

bravo
hook, line and sinker,

Have a click, old boy.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:53, closed)