I had occasion to hide her in the wardrobe
until my housemate went away. "I can't believe you did that to her on the dance floor...is she here?"

Say's it all really, except she came out (of the wardrobe) and allowed me to munch on her grey pubes and.....etc..

Then she allowed me to fuck her every which way, everywhere possible every night for a month. Then she pissed off to the USA with a French Lesbian.

At least I was mature enough (23) to say "I just want to fuck and nothing else, as I have a girlfriend (who gets half price on buses)". God only noes what age she was but we had a bloody good time and (according to facebook) my ex still looks like a ten year old even after having two kids.

So I've had the full spectrum. But now as I'm on prozac I can't give a fuck (literally). And it's great - just like being a girl.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:47, 1 reply)

sorry kiddies
but that's what you have in store.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:54, closed)