And this wasn't the first time either!
Captain Placid has come to Clive's rescue from various shenanigans around the city. Even one from the aforenotmentionedbyname pub.

Nice one Pooflake m'boy!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:03, 1 reply)

Oh god
you mean this story's true? I was hoping that this was a Pooflake invention!

*gips*

*bokes*

*heaves*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:10, closed)

I'm afraid it is true...

Although I am averse to the odd bit of blatant bullshittery, this one is pretty much spot on.

Which is why I hope you'll understand that I had to change the names...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, closed)

God I would hope so.
Otherwise the poor bastard would NEVER hear the end of it.

Though he might deserve that, actually...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34, closed)

I'm not so sure
Clive is of the "any hole's a goal" school of thought. He was looking a little more sheepish than usual that morning IIRC.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, closed)

Oh, trust me dear Loon...

He doesn't hear the end of it!

Captain Placid & I see to that!

It was CP That received the fateful call from 'Clive' the next day...begging for a lift home and a healthy dosage of mind bleach!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:29, closed)