Oh god
you mean this story's true? I was hoping that this was a Pooflake invention!

*gips*

*bokes*

*heaves*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:10, 1 reply)

I'm afraid it is true...

Although I am averse to the odd bit of blatant bullshittery, this one is pretty much spot on.

Which is why I hope you'll understand that I had to change the names...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:28, closed)

God I would hope so.
Otherwise the poor bastard would NEVER hear the end of it.

Though he might deserve that, actually...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34, closed)

I'm not so sure
Clive is of the "any hole's a goal" school of thought. He was looking a little more sheepish than usual that morning IIRC.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, closed)

Oh, trust me dear Loon...

He doesn't hear the end of it!

Captain Placid & I see to that!

It was CP That received the fateful call from 'Clive' the next day...begging for a lift home and a healthy dosage of mind bleach!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:29, closed)